Things Herald Skippy Is Not Allowed To Do

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November 29, 2016 by phicks2012

The College of Heralds Imaginary

Things Herald Skippy Is Not Allowed To Do

  1. Herald Skippy is not allowed to goad anyone into playing sackbut into leading the processional with the Imperial March from Star Wars.
  2. Herald Skippy is not allowed to pay, bribe, or otherwise cause anyone playing sackbut into leading the processional with the Imperial March from Star Wars.
  3. Herald Skippy is not allowed to assign anyone absolutely horrible heraldry that just barely passes.
  4. Herald Skippy is not allowed to assign anyone armory with both lozengy and gyronny.  Or anything with pink or bleu-celeste.
  5. Herald Skippy is not allowed to append random, ridiculous bynames to TRM’s names like, “All hail King ____, slayer of great spiders!”
  6. Herald Skippy is not allowed to refer to TRM as “Hail ____, killer of large kegs!”
  7. Herald Skippy is not allowed to initiate The Wave by OP.
  8. Herald Skippy is not allowed to laugh like Beavis and Butthead…

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