November 2, 2012 by phicks2012
I’ve recently been informed by various normally cognizant and reasonably sane friends that in the event of the “Zombie Apocalypse” they all plan to come here to live in The Castle. The reasoning is, I believe, that I have a decent amount of acreage, that I have plenty of room and very few ground floor windows, and that a granite facade is fairly difficult for a decaying zombie to shove a decomposing arm through.
In any case, I’ve been thinking that with my track record for winding up with grifters and nutbars for housemates — no, not all, but enough to cause me future concern — I really ought to come up with some reasonable criteria for judging whether or not to let people move in when “The Zombie Apocalypse” hits.
With this in mind, I’m asking for suggestions other than
1) Cannot already be infected with the Zombie Virus
2) Must be able to make accurate head-shots
3) Cannot be a Known Psychotic.
So, what do you think? All suggestions will be welcomed and given the consideration they justly deserve, and will be factored in when the final determinations are made. I plan to publish the top ten, so get your suggestions in NOW!