October 25, 2012 by phicks2012
After a week or so of serious archaeological excavation in the Castle Garden, and a judicious use both of leverage and of brute strength — leaving no Stone unturned (pun intended) — the mysterious ROCK has finally been unearthed! That’s right! The ROCK has been raised, and much to our delight was discovered to have been inscribed with archaic (or at least archaic LOOKING) text!
At first we suspected that it was a heretofore unknown addendum to the fabled Rosetta Stone, but after scholarly consultation with the Smithsonian (Bob Smith-Sonian) and expert Jim Henson it now has been determined that this is in fact the legendary Fraggle Rock!!
The Fraggle Rock will be prominently displayed in The Castle Museum of Garden Antiquities starting in November of 2012, and my housemate Jason, whose efforts I applaud, has emerged from the task hernia-free!
Thus is HISTORY made!